Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 04, 2015

Every good man needs one good woman, at least one good dog (or cat) ((or both)) a good truck, one good motorcycle, one good milk cow (or goat depending on what he likes) a good deer rifle shotgun and hand gun, a sharp pocket knife, a good fly rod and fishing poll, a well used bible, comfortable boots, a comfortable bed and a good paying job that he likes. …. And Every good woman needs one good man, at least one big purse, a good dog (or cat) ((or both)) a good car or truck, one good milk cow (or goat depending on what she likes) a good small hand gun, a well used bible, a good fishing poll, a comfortable bed, a few pairs of cute shoes, a cell phone and a good paying job that she likes…..The point I am trying to make here is No man needs two women and no woman needs two men.