Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, the Pennsylvania Jungle is riddled iwht rogue amish... I can smell shoo-fly pie for miles. Rip Haywire: We're pushing on, TNT, no matter how deliciously dangerous it is. Maddog Ironguts needs our help! We're supposed to rendezvous with our guide here... all I see is Cobra, who for some reason is here and disguised as a... shapely farm cow? Woman: I owe Maddog a favor, so I'm here to help you! And rogue amish have notoriously poor eyesight!
Just hope they don’t try to milk her.