Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 25, 2015

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Cobra Carson: Toto, we ain't in Kansas anymore. Where's Rip, our tatoo, at least? A girl could use a drink! Last thing I remember I was trying to save Rip from drowning! His granite chin pulled me down! Man: Did you sleep well? Cobra Carson: That better be Ricardo Montalban! Meanwhile. Rip Haywire: You can tell I'm getting old, an arrow to the shoulder never hurt this much before. Voice: Try having 12 children, then talk to me about pain, haole. Rip Haywire: I had a friend with me... where- Woman: It was just you and your chin when we found you.