Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2015
November 08, 2015
November 10, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Stop threatening this innocent woman, Woeful, or you'll never use your threatening hand again! Mr. Woeful: You have no idea what I'm capable of, Haywire. . Rip Haywire: I think I do... You were smuggling blood diamonds by hiding them inside antiques. Molly bought a lamp with diamonds before you could... so you poisoned her. How am I doin' so far? Mr. Woeful: Your summation technique lacks the sparkle of Jessica Fletcher! And you can't prove any of it! Tommy: Um. Not to interrupt, but you are threatening to kill me with the same poison. Mr. Woeful: Mere coincidence!
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
Ya know? She has a point, there (besides the one aimed at her neck).
William Neal McPheeters about 9 years ago
Ka-syringe!!!
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
She’s a very observant victim!
mabrndt Premium Member about 9 years ago
She’s the Angela Lansbury character from the ‘84-’96 Murder She Wrote TV series (maybe before your time).
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Ah, yes… Sunday nights were best spent solving mysteries with J.B. Fletcher (Jessica Beatrice to her friends).
B LeCren about 9 years ago
Sure wouldn’t want to be living in her town though, everyone around her drops dead!
Phatts about 9 years ago
I like this Woeful guy. He makes for a good villain.he got the look he got the attitude he got the gravelly voice (really, his voice is gravelly)
beammeup1701 (Bozo by Foxo makes everyone happy!) about 9 years ago
The Fletcher woman is in town!! RUN!!!
nj23nut about 9 years ago
I freaking love this strip. We need a Rip Haywire movie!
Brian Premium Member about 9 years ago
There is no truth to the rumor that Jessica Fletcher was NOT a clever amateur detective but instead a very clever serial killer who managed to frame many innocents for her deeds. No truth.