Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2015
Transcript:
Zulu: Thanks for the supplies, Breezy have a safe trip home! Breezy: Thanks, Zulu. Um... can I ask you what you're doing, mister? Rip Haywire: Scram, kid. I'm trying to Hotwire somebody's chopper. Breezy: Oh, and can I ask what for? Rip Haywire: Who are you, the question police? I said vamoose! Breezy: Maybe it would help if I gave you the keys. TNT: For the record, I was trying to stop him. Breezy: Are you trying to steal my helicopter? Rip Haywire: Steal? I was just going to borrow it and bring it back riddled with bullets. Breezy: Oh well, I only let friends do something like that. Rip Haywire: Oh, then, hi, I'm Rip- can I borrow this junk heap now? Breezy: Ho-ho-holy pineapples! He's the most handsome hunka man I've ever seen! Th-thorry... um (gulp!) I thouldn't have Thad healing... (gulp!) my nameth Breethy-(gulp!) Breezy. Rip Haywire: Sheesh, kid, you weren't gonna fly in your condition, were you? Listen, short shorts, we need your chopper to stage a rescue.
Catpocalypses can be confusing.