Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2015

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Rip Haywire: Kids, thank goodness you're safe and free of bullet holes! Children and TNT: RIP! Meanwhile Woman: Boss, the hit on the kids has been canceled. The contractors had a falling out and shot each other! Remember, no refunds due to death! and at least we offered Haywire! You know, funny you mentioned Haywire, you're going to get a big laugh out of this... first off, I never laugh. Smirk evilly, yes. But never laugh.