Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2016
February 16, 2016
February 18, 2016
Transcript:
Man 1: We have Dutch Haywire as a prisoner!? He must be eliminated! Man 2: We can't kill him, you boob! Narrator: Trouble at secret skull base no. 432! Man 2: And we can't let our leader, Dr. Pain, know we have him... Man 1: But why? I don't understand. Man 3: Because, you chump! She's madly in love with that granite-chinned do-right!! Man 3: When she's around him, she thinks of bay rum and tropical beaches, not evil plots for power and greed! Man 2: WE CAN KISS OUR 401-K'S GOODBYE!
Do they even still make bay rum? I had a bottle awhile back, then I stopped using cologne/after shave and tossed it.