Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Don Juan, that fire is coming from Breezy's business! Don Juan: Aye caramba! I promised Rip I'd watch after señorita Breezy while he is away! Señorita Breezy! Breezy: Over here! I'm a little bruised and I smell like a kitchen fire at Arby's but I'm alive! Don Juan: Alive is good! Rip will accept alive.
Rip may not accept “alive but beautiful red curls burnt to a crisp.”