Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2016
March 29, 2016
March 31, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: We need transportation out of Lie Beard's pirate Lair... TNT: I'd say Hotwire a car, but you're way too short to drive! You can't be serious. Rip Haywire: Haywire legs are fast, like a leopard in the night. Man: Aye yi yi! I cannot hit him! He is like a leopard in the night! Rip Haywire: See, TNT? I told you that was the most apt smile!
ericbrower over 8 years ago
Please keep in mind; this is story is all Rip’s recollection from his own point of view. In short, it’s probably a fishing tale (the one that got away).
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Are leopards faster at night? (I know it’s supposed to reference a black animal on a black night…)
richardmosa over 8 years ago
I guess Rip got the idea from watching E.T.
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Very considerate of Rip to steal a bike with a basket…
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
What did you expect, TNT? A Segway, perhaps?