Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breey's Dad is holding us hostage, Rip, and the police are closing in. You've got to put the Haywire hammer down! TNT: TNT's right! Mysteriously unhinged old man, you've got to give yourself up! Man: No way, hostage! The man I shot was the chief of police, my one-time business partner, and an annoyingly good Badminton player! TNT: This man needs an exorcism. Voice: Ok, men, fire at will, this man robbed the town blind, shot the chief of police and is a sore loser at sports. Man: You'll never take my hostages alive, and I was champ of my JV League!
Two badminton players. One is annoyingly good, the other is just annoying.