Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2016
Transcript:
What a sweet crash! You got a picture for the scrapbook, right, TNT? TNT: Where's Breezy's Dad? Rip Haywire: Oh no, the police got him! There goes my marriage. TNT: Rip, Breezy loves you, she wants to marry you... She'll understand that you sent her Daddy up for 30 years hard time in the slammer. Rip Haywire: Right, it's not like he couldn't mount an insanely dangerous escape in time for the ceremony for anything.
Not without anyone madly in love with his daughter helping him out, no.