Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2016
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Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Well, I broke every moral code in my book to help you escape, I hate myself and this will haunt me for the rest of my days, but... my name is Rip, I want to ask for daughter's hand in marriage... Daughter? Man: I don't have a daughter! Rip Haywire: Wait, what? You're not George Washinton Easy? Man: Easy? Thank gawd. I'm not that drip! He's my next-door neighbor!
Rip’s moral code is : I knock bad guys into next week.