Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2016
Transcript:
Rip: I've never seen a hole in the ground this big, and I've dug some whoppers. TNT: This thing goes on forever! Rip: Lights! coming this way! Hide Hide! TNT: Please don't be C.H.U.D.S! Please don't be C.H.U.D.S! Rip: This sign says B.U.M.M.S. big underground monster missile syste, TNT: Why couldn't it be C.H.U.D.S! Why couldn't it be C.H.U.D.S!
If the tunnel is stocked with fave bean and a nice Chianti then you know you have C.H.U.D.s and it’s time to call Orkin!