Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2016
August 28, 2016
August 30, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Honeymooning in Los Abrazo, isn't it paradise, Rip? Rip Haywire: I always pictured paradise having more explosion, but this is pretty nice. Breezy: Get the door, Rip, I called for extra towels. Agent Bernardo: Senor Haywire, name's agent Bernardo. Take this necklace to a woman with a flower in her hair at the hotel bar at 9 P.M. Rip Haywire: Hang on. Agent Bernardo: Silence, don't ask any more of me, for your own safety. Rip Haywire: You'll be safer if I just take my extra towels. Agent Bernardo: Ah, yes, señor Haywire, I'd like my pretty face to remain the way it is.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
“And for my Dockers® to stay clean!”
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Is Breezy setting Rip up to give her a present? I hope so because if it isn’t her, there’s going to be explosions in paradise anyway.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Isn’t Breezy supposed to be part of this assignment? Shouldn’t she know what’s going on?
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Or evil step-mom…
B LeCren over 8 years ago
… she has yet to make an explosive entrance…
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
Rip and Breezy in have some serious business to attend to the next room before anything else.
NWdryad over 8 years ago
@SkyFisher: they took care of that serious business on Sunday. Where the heck is Cobra, anyway ???
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Never come between a hotel guest and the extra towels.
rocketranger2 over 8 years ago
Cue Cobra with a flower in her hair…m
contralto2b over 8 years ago
Well, I got the flower in my hair part. But no bar and not pretty either. (too old to be pretty)
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
I’m putting my Thomas Jefferson ($2) on CobraCarson to show.
Julius Marold Premium Member over 8 years ago
Breezy puts on the necklace she thinks is for her and…..