Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 12, 2016

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Man: Ahm Anna Maria, you are so lovely, nothing shall take me away from gazing into your eyes all the night long. Woman: Oh, Bernardo! Rip Haywire: Excuse us, Anna Maria, but we need to discuss top secret business with Bernardo... Woman: Of course, Senor, I am feeling tired. Goodnight, Bernardo. Rip Haywire: Y'know your fatigue could be due to low blood sugar. Bernardo has been known to steal desserts. Woman: Aye Caramba! You told me the waiter said they were out of churros! Man: But technically after I ate yours they were, my little turtle plasma!