Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, why are you going into the trap door that Cobra fell into? Can't we just leave her to rot? Rip Haywire: Trap doors often hide secret entrances, Breezy! Don't you ever read my Facebook feed? Breezy: Rip, skull's on the run now. Let us villagers protect the magic calendar, like they've been doing for generations! Oh, and I hate to keep bringing this up, but we're on our honey...moon. Cobra Carson: This place is probably booby-trapped to the nines. Rip Haywire: I'm already down here... no need to sell me on going forward.
Sigh… I know that Breezy is beautiful and goodhearted and brave and capable, but I just can’t let go of Cobra as Rip’s perfect mate. The tension was so awesome, and I liked the ups and downs. Remember that Christmas in the snowy cabin when Cobra was cooking up Rip’s favorite pot roast and had the football game on and was being a complete sweetheart? I believe that deep down she really does love him. And RJ. And yes, I know that was a different timeline.