Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 30, 2016
October 29, 2016
October 31, 2016
Transcript:
Tahiti Jones: I can't believe my own goons are trying to kill me! Save me, Haywire Rip Haywire: Tahiti, we tried to tell you! Hoggin' cheesy bread and blocking the ABC family channel... I'm surprised the revolt wasn't sooner! Not that I'm complaining about being chased. Cobra Carson: Right, this isn't blizzard world. Narrator: Rip and Co. are on the run from some unusually grumpy goons! Voice: The bridge is out, and yet no construction workers in sight! Typical! They shot out our tire! Rip, I can't control... Rip Haywire: Cobra, look, a pencil is floating in midair. Voice: Don't try to change the subject. This is ll your fault, Haywire! Voice 2: Typical lousy driver... always the other guy's fault! Sheesh!
In Bizarro World, Breezy would be the one who’s evil and nasty and Cobra would the good one. Come to think of it, that would be cool if Rip Haywire like that.