Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 21, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: Cobra, hiding out in a small town, has made friends with a local Sheriff... who's in serious trouble! (Not just from Cobra) Rip Haywire: Aw, man! I just got this thing buffed! And now I've spilled my coffee all over my new shirt! It figures that I get ambushed on the one day I finally meet a smoking hot MYSTERIOUS WOMAN!
Anybody wanna take bets on Cobra’s reaction if Utah gets hurt?