Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Cobra, it's a first, but I'm proud of you for giving me your word and sticking to it. Cobra Carson: I'm just glad Utah is all right. Man: Get in the car! Cobra Carson: RIP! Rip Haywire: UGH! At least I filled my yearly quota for blows to the back of the head! Mr. Valence: What did the Sheriff tell you? Cobra Carson: He told me that you really need to clean your beard! He wasn't lying!
Or Corinne. Or Cobra. Let’s just call her CC.