Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2017
January 09, 2017
January 11, 2017
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Get the painkiller-added Sheriff into the water and head out to sea. If you can get him to hold his breath, you can make it! Utah: I can hold my breath forever, Coach! Just don't pass gas in the pool! Cobra Carson: What about you, Rip? Rip Haywire: I'll stop those goons from shooting holes in you while you try and escape! Go! Man: I heard whispers in here... you guys hear whispers? Are you talking about me behind my back? I told you I couldn't give out Christmas bonuses... it's been a tough year!
And four tough years for a goon we elected (well I did not elected him)