Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 24, 2017

Transcript:

Mayor: Bantam, this is my wife... Dr. Spain. Rip Haywire: Spain, huh? ARe you even trying? Woman: Excuse me? Narrator: Rip, disguised as the Bantam, has run into his evil mother in a shockingly delicious plot twist! Rip Haywire: Nothing. Have you ever heard of an evil organization known as skull? Woman: I don't think so... unless they're those kids who sell fake magazine subscriptions? Rip Haywire: What about a square-jawed secret agent named Rip Haywire... does he ring any bells? Stepmother Bells? Woman: No, and I have no idea what the rest of those words mean. Rip Haywire: Ok, that stings. TNT: Bantam, we've got to keep the secret in secret identity!