Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2020

Since Haywire knows that Jenkins likes to eat, that should be a no brainer.

“Grande Perigo?”

Apparently, “perigo” is a Portuguese term meaning “danger” or “risk.” However, I am unable to find a Portuguese to English translation of the expression “Grande Perigo.” In any event, does this mean that the current adventure is occurring in Brazil?

As a side note, searching for a Spanish to English translation for “perigo” flips you to the word “perico” which returns translations such as “parakeet” or “toupee” or “giant asparagus” or “urinal.”

I can’t wait to see what this town is like!

p.s. and yes, I know that “Grande” means “big.”

Just keep an eye out for an overweight brony reeking of garlic and cheese. Oh, wait.

R.J. this a no-brainer, Jenkins wouldn’t like “My Little Pony.”

I’m still not buying the whole Jenkins-as-an-eveil-mastermind thing, so maybe I’ll be surprised.

Is this supposed to be a different day? If not, what happened to juniors shirt and tie? Today he’s aping Rip’s usual look.

ka-feta

Grande Perigo sounds like a place Jenkins would stay away from.

KA-CHEESE AND MEATS!

Somehow, in a strange way, it would make sense for Jenkins to be into My Little Pony. (Sorry if I’ve offended anyone.)

I wouldn’t be surprised if Jenkins was in the mood for some horse meat. Just don’t send Rodeo to the MLP festival. The last time he went to one, it didn’t end well…