Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2024

Stay away from the chains, hit the Mom & Pop pancake shops in the backwater towns.

“And I’m getting real shot down and I’m – feelin’ mean!”

Does Door Dash or Postmates deliver to the shadows? Maybe Grubhub will. Or Is Rip doomed to wander the aisles of Wally world at 3am desperately buying frozen IHOP?

Don’t tell me Rip may have to get Eggo’s!!!

I think Rip needs a call from the Wild.

Well, there is always Denny’s Rip

Did Rip just break the fourth wall?

The took away his pancakes! Now they have gone too far.

And he might lose some weight.

Time for A. Rip to locate these villains and B. his fists to start giggling.

Yes, this is indeed getting annoying(and Breezy will have a big beef with Rip over this)!

KA-IHOP!

Time to find those baddies and give them a taste of giggling knuckles.

Poor Rip, no more pancakes. He doesn’t know his family has been arrested.

The bad guy just had to call and brag. I bet they were added to Rip’s contact list, he can go ask why their jaws are still intact.

It will be interesting to learn more about Randall, the one the Alliance Villains always yell at and yet let hang around them. Again, it will be ironic if Rip discovers the bad guys are nearby by Monday because this is super annoying; who knows, Rotten X might be looking to help Rip in order to help make their recruiting numbers(he makes them good when he’s around).