Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 06, 2025

“Not a single candidate remotely qualified!”

May Cobra walk through his door right now.

Hey, maybe a partner team is next up. A walking carpet and a scruffy looking nerf herder, perhaps?

What? This wrong. Hires him Rippy boy. Not be such a steenky biased clown.

I thought Breezy had converted Rip to a waffle-man.

Does this candidate have hemroids?

Can you say, Deputy Cobra?

I’m enjoying the interview process.

The left handed salute was a give away.

From his expression, it looks as if he’s in desperate need of some high-bran waffles.

KA-REJECT

Wait! Maybe he’s a French toast man!