Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2025

Poor thing

You know he’s right, (Acting) Sherriff.

I remember the Mad magazine satire of “The Guns of Navarone.”

Anthony Quayle tells Gregory Peck he’s the only man in the world who can accomplish the mission. Peck refuses the mission.

“Why? This mission is vitally important to the Allies.”

“Yes, but this movie is almost three hours. We need to milk out all the suspense we can.”

Bro is, like, pretty smart. He knows, like, if he counts on, like, himself to rescue his mom, bro, she’s got no chance!

Sunny, let that middle school cellar dweller go. He’d just get in your way anyhow!

Fizz has fizzled.

Will (acting) Sherriff Bunnyhill call in the calvary? Or, will she try to muddle through, and, get herself in the clutches of that fiend called the Highwayman? Stay tuned. Same ka-time, same ka-channel.

As difficult as it is to believe, Fizz is smarter than his mother. Actually, it isn’t that difficult…

I hear there’s an opening for a glaring annoyance in Munsie. Salary negotiable.

P2: alien face on female sheriff.