Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 27, 2011
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South America's pygmy marmosets are the world's smallest monkeys. They weigh only 5 ounces with a body just 5 inches long! Ouch! Garden gnome that was thrown at car windshield. The Museum of Broken Relationships located in Zagreb, Croatia, features objects from around the world donated from relationship breakups! The Dayton Dragons, a minor league baseball team from Dayton, Ohio, USA, has sold out of tickets for a record 815 consecutive games!
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Yes but how big is their stadium? If the ground capacity is 100, then ergo I rest my case.
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Some of the things from broken relationships just would not be appropriate just ask John Bobbitt. The song says “the first cut is the deepest”. It’s definitely the most unkind.
Sirzanne almost 13 years ago
Durnit! Can’t think of anything witty to say about the strip today, coz my mind’s been turned to mush from imagining how adorably cute the pygmy marmoset must be!
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
@Shady Lady,I suspect that if you had one of those marmosets in your house for awhile, soon there would be ‘a broken relationship’ (among other things). "They are very hard to keep and require constant attention, but they are cute!
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
" after the word attention!
upanddown17 almost 13 years ago
Anybody out there see the time the marmoset Joan Embrey brought onto The Tonight Show wee weed on Johnny Carson’s head?
spooon almost 13 years ago
GAH! Picture of a hideously-deformed garden gnome is not what I expect to see on my comics page.
runar almost 13 years ago
In the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Devolution”, Captain Picard was turning into a pygmy marmoset.
Koolfunkygrrl almost 13 years ago
I’m going to add Pygmy Marmoset Monkey to my wish list for Santa :)
cyphercats almost 13 years ago
The Dragons may have sold out of tickets for all of those games, but the stadium is rarely full, because most of those tickets are season tickets which may go unused for particular games.
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
Could it be arboretum?