Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 26, 2014

But what if there’s a pirate who likes Spears? Would the merchant ships settle for Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry or even Justin Bieber instead?

The poop shooter was invented by a Chinese man… Hoo Flung Dung.

Are we sure Semenov’s tank only shoots poop?

It would be much more effective if the blasted out 20mm shells. After a while, the pirates will get the hint, or not, either way they won’t be pirates…

“Goose pulling—attempting to pull the greased head of a goose . . . while on horseback” I didn’t know geese could ride horses!

With a name like “Semenov,” it’s no wonder he had a $h!++y frame of mind while developing this weapon.

If Brit. Spears doesn’t work, try Homer and Jethro!

I’ve always said that if we bombed an opponent with filled baby diapers they would surrender post haste.

Certain pirates and other bad boys don’t like bagpipes either.

Wouldn’t that be more annoying for the people who spend all their time on the ship than for the pirates? Or is there a way to make the music much louder outward?