Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 06, 2014
Transcript:
Chloephobia is an irrational fear of newspapers! Check me out!! Tarantulas can lose legs when they molt and shed their exoskeleton, but they usually grow back by the time they molt again! The octopus stinkhorn mushroom is so named because it looks like an octopus and stinks of rotten flesh, in order to attract the flies that spread its spores.
The only thing about newspapers that other news outlets lack is the comics page. Now, if only there were some other way to read the same comics, we’d have no use for newspapers at all.