Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 22, 2016
Transcript:
Piranhas actually bark! Blink!!! Spike, the Labrador retriever mix who starred in the 1957 film bold Yeller, was purchased from a shelter for just $3. During the French Revolution, the human head was believed to remain conscious immediately after decapitation. So people led to the guillotine were told to blank for 30 seconds afterward!
Maybe if they had spent a little more money, they could have got a dog without rabies. (oops, did I do a spoiler?)