Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 29, 2018

my fellow left-handed folk sure can be quite sinister

I have a hard time understanding why a chain saw would be considered uniquely right handed.

Well that takes a lot of guts ;-)

To be honest, right handed people are also more likely to die using products meant for right handed people than to win the lottery.

The odds of winning the lottery are obscenely low, so that’s kind of a low bar to set.

Now we know what happened to the Hindenbrat…

I luck out in that I can use either hand for things like this… and yes, a chainsaw is a right-handed power tool, but the image used is rather gruesome; the injury inflicted is more likely to be an injury to the lower leg or, even more deadly, from kick-back upwards toward the user’s head…

Can’t say as I blame you, Nappy.

Anybody go to Catholic school in the 50’s and 60’s? They thought being left handed was the devil’s work and we were not allowed. I have the scars to prove it. Any time I used my left hand for writing, I got hit with a metal edge ruler. Parents finally put my in public school and I have been a left handed devil ever since. And no, I am no longer Catholic.

Considering the odds of winning the lottery, that’s pretty good odds of not dying that way!

As a brain exercise, I switch hands half-way through brushing my teeth.

How sad, the life of Mona Lisa ended hanging in this Napoleon guy’s bedroom. How sickly kinky! But that’s the way the French rolls.

So Napoleon Bonaparte never had to stay before/in the Louvre and wait for hours and then have only a minute to hardly be able to watch the Mona Lisa. On the other hand, Napoleon never saw the Eiffel Tower.

That finally explains her smile…

I read once where the Mona Lisa is related to the Kennedy family. Wait until the Donald reads this! But he invented it first!