A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings the soup, but shortly thereafter the man calls him back to the table. “Yes, Sir?” the waiter says.
“Taste the soup.”
“Is it too hot, Sir?”
“Taste the soup.”
“Is it too cold, Sir?”
“Taste the soup.”
“Is it too spicy, Sir?”
“Just taste the soup.”
“Is it too bland, Sir?”
“Just taste the soup!”
“Oh, all right; I’ll taste the soup…uh, where’s the spoon?”
“Taste the soup.”
“Is it too hot, Sir?”
“Taste the soup.”
“Is it too cold, Sir?”
“Taste the soup.”
“Is it too spicy, Sir?”
“Just taste the soup.”
“Is it too bland, Sir?”
“Just taste the soup!”
“Oh, all right; I’ll taste the soup…uh, where’s the spoon?”
“a-HA!”