Our founder, Steve Silver, usually includes a preamble. I will once again forgo one:
It was the postman’s last day on the job before retiring, and when he reached one particular house to deliver the mail, the wife greeted him at the door in a sexy negligee and invited him in. Once he was inside, she took him upstairs to the bedroom and made mad passionate love to him, and then excused herself and went back downstairs.
Once the mailman had composed himself, he put his clothes back on and went downstairs, where he found a place setting with a full, hot breakfast on it. Right next to the plate was a dollar bill. The wife explained:
“I told my husband it was your last day on the job, and I asked him what we should do for you. My husband said, ‘Oh, screw him! Give him a dollar.’ Breakfast was my idea.”
Our founder, Steve Silver, usually includes a preamble. I will once again forgo one:
It was the postman’s last day on the job before retiring, and when he reached one particular house to deliver the mail, the wife greeted him at the door in a sexy negligee and invited him in. Once he was inside, she took him upstairs to the bedroom and made mad passionate love to him, and then excused herself and went back downstairs.
Once the mailman had composed himself, he put his clothes back on and went downstairs, where he found a place setting with a full, hot breakfast on it. Right next to the plate was a dollar bill. The wife explained:
“I told my husband it was your last day on the job, and I asked him what we should do for you. My husband said, ‘Oh, screw him! Give him a dollar.’ Breakfast was my idea.”