Tonight, friends, I present a classic. (Translation: you’ve probably heard it before.) But, hey – don’t classics deserve revisiting from time to time? Who among us hasn’t seen Wizard of Oz at least five or six times? So without further adoodoo…
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here!”
“But,” the man explains, “This isn’t just any dog; he’s a special dog. He can talk!”
“Oh, yeah? Well, prove it and your beer is on the house – let’s hear your dog talk.”
“No sooner said than done. Fido, what’s on the top of a house?”
“Roof!” says the dog.
“That wasn’t talking!” the bartender snarls. “C’mon, have him really say something.”
“OK,” the man says. “Fido, what’s on the outside of a tree?”
“Bark!”
The barkeep is getting pretty angry by now. “You got one more chance, Buddy. And if your dog doesn’t talk, I’m throwing you both outta here.”
Looking at the dog, the man implores, “Now, Fido, you heard the man; this is important! So who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth!” …and with that, man and dog find themselves out on the street, dusting themselves off.
The dog looks up at the man and asks, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”
Tonight, friends, I present a classic. (Translation: you’ve probably heard it before.) But, hey – don’t classics deserve revisiting from time to time? Who among us hasn’t seen Wizard of Oz at least five or six times? So without further adoodoo…
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here!”
“But,” the man explains, “This isn’t just any dog; he’s a special dog. He can talk!”
“Oh, yeah? Well, prove it and your beer is on the house – let’s hear your dog talk.”
“No sooner said than done. Fido, what’s on the top of a house?”
“Roof!” says the dog.
“That wasn’t talking!” the bartender snarls. “C’mon, have him really say something.”
“OK,” the man says. “Fido, what’s on the outside of a tree?”
“Bark!”
The barkeep is getting pretty angry by now. “You got one more chance, Buddy. And if your dog doesn’t talk, I’m throwing you both outta here.”
Looking at the dog, the man implores, “Now, Fido, you heard the man; this is important! So who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth!” …and with that, man and dog find themselves out on the street, dusting themselves off.
The dog looks up at the man and asks, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”