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Story, (not about a shark), but about a dry throat…
A cowboy on a long journey stops at a small town to wet his throat, ties his horse up outside the saloon and enters…
The town’s folk eye him uneasily, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender opens his beer and sets it down on the table. “I’d be careful if I was you. Town’s folk don’t take kindly to newcomers, they give em a hard time. And that’s what you are is a newcomer.”
“Is that so?” the cowboy lazily says as he rests his head on his fist and sips his drink. The bartender turns around rolling his eyes. The cowboy stays a good ten minutes finishing his drink, then walks back outside to carry on his journey, but when he gets out there he finds his horse to be missing.
The cowboy storms back into the bar, draws his pistol, and fires it into the ceiling. He says, “Alright, which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?”
The town’s folk looked between each other and then back to the cowboy. You could hear a pin drop. “Well, nobody knows? Alright, well I’m going to go back to that bar and have myself another drink. If I finish that drink, go back outside, and my horse still ain’t there, I’m gonna have to do what I done in Texas. And I don’t like having to do what I done in Texas!”
The cowboy, true to his word, goes back to the bar, drinks another beer, goes back outside, and like magic his horse is back. The cowboy gets back on his horse like it never left and begins riding out of town. That’s when the bartender runs outside and calls out to the cowboy, “Excuse me, sir! I gots to know, what’d you have to do back in Texas?”
The cowboy turns around, looks at the bartender and said, “I had to walk home!”
Yes, sea dwelling critters do love sea food. Everything eats everything else. And we humans eat most every living critter out there. With some notable exceptions, but I would not doubt if we find out a way to eat stuff that used to poison us. We do love our critter eating. And plants. We slaughter and eat plants by the ton. Are you alive out there? We’re comin’ to get ya.
Bilan about 8 hours ago
And with the sardines swimming so close together, it’s easier to get them into a can.
Pickled Pete about 8 hours ago
Story, (not about a shark), but about a dry throat…
A cowboy on a long journey stops at a small town to wet his throat, ties his horse up outside the saloon and enters…
The town’s folk eye him uneasily, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender opens his beer and sets it down on the table. “I’d be careful if I was you. Town’s folk don’t take kindly to newcomers, they give em a hard time. And that’s what you are is a newcomer.”
“Is that so?” the cowboy lazily says as he rests his head on his fist and sips his drink. The bartender turns around rolling his eyes. The cowboy stays a good ten minutes finishing his drink, then walks back outside to carry on his journey, but when he gets out there he finds his horse to be missing.
The cowboy storms back into the bar, draws his pistol, and fires it into the ceiling. He says, “Alright, which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?”
The town’s folk looked between each other and then back to the cowboy. You could hear a pin drop. “Well, nobody knows? Alright, well I’m going to go back to that bar and have myself another drink. If I finish that drink, go back outside, and my horse still ain’t there, I’m gonna have to do what I done in Texas. And I don’t like having to do what I done in Texas!”
The cowboy, true to his word, goes back to the bar, drinks another beer, goes back outside, and like magic his horse is back. The cowboy gets back on his horse like it never left and begins riding out of town. That’s when the bartender runs outside and calls out to the cowboy, “Excuse me, sir! I gots to know, what’d you have to do back in Texas?”
The cowboy turns around, looks at the bartender and said, “I had to walk home!”
The Duke about 6 hours ago
Today’s stories sound a little fishy.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Sardines are not one kind of fish but a group name for different varieties of oily fishes. So do they all reflect?
Huckleberry Muhammad Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Yes, sea dwelling critters do love sea food. Everything eats everything else. And we humans eat most every living critter out there. With some notable exceptions, but I would not doubt if we find out a way to eat stuff that used to poison us. We do love our critter eating. And plants. We slaughter and eat plants by the ton. Are you alive out there? We’re comin’ to get ya.
Number Slx 17 minutes ago
ANOTHER FACT.
Whale sharks don’t like oranges.