Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 23, 2012
Transcript:
Next...a local couple wins big in the state lottery! Everyone keeps asking us if we have a system for picking our numbers... We always play the last six digits on our car's odometer! Jimbo: Whoa! Maybe I should change the way I pick our numbers! Rose: What system do you use now? Jimbo: The time and date of our first kiss! Rose: Really? Jimbo: Yes...but we never win! Rose: I love your system! Jimbo: Still...it wouldn't hurt to check the odometer once in a while!
dkendraf almost 12 years ago
Let’s see, maybe he could include how many love notes he’s left her this year so far, and how many times Vicki has cooked her rattlesnake chili for him, and how many garbage can moments?
jazzmoose almost 12 years ago
Your system’s working fine, Jimbo; stick with it.
Joel Ivy almost 12 years ago
you know the rules: the moment you stop playing your numbers they’ll come in
jedirevan89 almost 12 years ago
awwww you old romantic you.
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
“All systems are GO!”
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
The law of averages is on Jimbo’s side, and so is Rose!
rshive almost 12 years ago
Jimbo’s system makes him a winner, if not necessarily in the lottery.
LeoAutodidact almost 12 years ago
I’ve always considered the Lottery (Run by the State, which ALSO runs the Schools)as a TAX on those who didn’t pay attention during Math Class(Hmmnh . . . Co-incidence, I think NOT!)
rugratz2222 almost 12 years ago
we used to have a lotto group at work that played when the CA lotto went above 30 million … we called it the Group for Voluntary Taxation … if we won anything, we put it back in the next round to try again – the “Law of Diminishing Returns” … most we ever won over 6 months or so was $104 for about 15 people … finally I dropped it – too much work to get everyone’s money and go buy the tickets … plus I hated taking people’s lunch money – but I could talk ANYONE into it – “Do you really want to still be here when the rest of us leave in limousines on Monday?”
deeceewye almost 12 years ago
♪ ♫ Money can’t buy me love…♪ ♫
iced tea almost 12 years ago
Face it, the lottery’s fixed. Jimbo and Rose have are the winners in the last panel. <3 :)
K M almost 12 years ago
The day my ship comes in, I’ll probably be at the bus station.
Ottodesu almost 12 years ago
Jimbo’s a winner every time.
water_moon almost 12 years ago
My system’s NEVER failed, I don’t play. I figure I’ve saved about $10000 so far and I win more EVERY WEEK.