Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for January 14, 2014

I see a new “War” on the horizon!

Never had critters take my boots, but I have poured corn, seeds & acorns out of them

I’ve left wet sneakers on the doorstep only find a toad in it sleeping the next morning. My dog however must be related to the squirrels. My wife’s shoe is always somewhere in the back yard.

Not with MY Sorels you don’t!

Thief! Thief!

I found a dead mouse in one of my sneakers. He was still warm. After that, I dusted my sneakers with a scented foot powder. Talk about a hint… :-)

Roy Rogers once left a new pair of boots on the porch, only to have a cougar rip them up with its teeth. So he hunted it down, shot it, and carried its corpse back on Trigger. Dale asked him, “Pardon me, Roy – Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?”