Transcript:
Rose: Would you like me to get you a plate?
Jimbo: No...I'm good.
Rose: The plate is for the crumbs.
Jimbo: The newspaper is pressed firmly against my body...no crumbs!
Rose: What happens when you want to put the sandwich down? I'm getting you a plate!
Phatts over 9 years ago
yah, get him a plate, STAT!
Argythree over 9 years ago
He’ll probably eat the sandwich so fast there won’t be any crumbs…
Quantum Leaper over 9 years ago
His next question will be how can he hold the paper, the plate and the sandwich at the same time?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
My keyboard catches all my crumbs.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
An adult is eating his sandwich, so you just take yourself off somewhere else and be a nuisance to someone else..(And if I had wanted you to get me a plate. I’d have asked you to get me a plate, you passive-aggressive twit.)
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
he should just eat over the sink. using the paper that gets recycled only makes sense if he’s sitting down. saves washing a plate. very ecological. but it makes less sense balanced standing up
ted.hering over 9 years ago
Sooner or later, he will want to turn the page…