I have always said “Aren’t you glad people don’t greet each other like dogs do?” And aren’t you glad the makers of Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific don’t make feminine hygiene products?
In reference to JFri’s comment:
A woman walks into the HR Director’s office and says, “I want to file a sexual harassment complaint against one of the men in my department.”
The HRD asks, “What did he do?”
“He said my hair smelled nice,” she answers.
“Most women would take that as a compliment,” the HRD tells her.
“Normally, I would, too,” she says, “but the guy is a midget.”
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
I have always said “Aren’t you glad people don’t greet each other like dogs do?” And aren’t you glad the makers of Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific don’t make feminine hygiene products?
McGehee over 15 years ago
JFri says: I have always said “Aren’t you glad people don’t greet each other like dogs do?”
I stopped saying that when I realized I was getting weird looks.
TheRedHatt over 15 years ago
A couple sharp toots should cure that ! I hope ?
calvinandquestionmark over 15 years ago
Just butt out
soap123 over 15 years ago
In reference to JFri’s comment: A woman walks into the HR Director’s office and says, “I want to file a sexual harassment complaint against one of the men in my department.” The HRD asks, “What did he do?” “He said my hair smelled nice,” she answers. “Most women would take that as a compliment,” the HRD tells her. “Normally, I would, too,” she says, “but the guy is a midget.”
lisa4romMpls over 15 years ago
SOAP123 - eewww - but LOL!
risitas over 15 years ago
RU a dog or what???
I know, I know - “Yes, she is”…..