Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 30, 2009

You’re lower on the food chain.

In this case, humane means not letting the geek squad handle the job.

Mercifull & quickly ready for chow mein.

Don’t worry, you will never know what hit you…

Humane: I won’t feel a thing. Dinner a 6.

Just don’t move and everything will be tasty uh fine

Humane:

1 : marked by compassion, sympathy, or consideration for humans or animals

2 : characterized by or tending to broad humanistic culture : humanistic

Hope that helps little buddy!

Nice.

Chopping the chicken it a lot more humane than choking it.

“Humane: I won’t feel a thing.”