Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 28, 2010

They need more than one?

I get more creepy freeing their going mug him after he falls asleep.

He’s at the hospital - he’s going to get fleeced anyway.

ushindi, to quote a distinguished congressman from the great state of south carolina:

YOU LIE!

truth be told, it was 7. shots, you forgot the two shots I was drinking for my other brothers ‘openminded’ & ‘rayC’ and a double shot for my closest brother, the rambler from tulsa

which reminds me, did ever tell you about the class in advanced quantum physics I used to teach at MIT? No? well, sit you down and let me tell you all about what a relevant person i used to be before I retired to my little apartment overlooking a taco bell……..hey, you got any beer nuts around here?….oh, darn! I peed my pants again!…anyway , one of my students walked into this bar….. and……or was that me?…..hm, well, anyway……..

Why does he have a screen for a mouth?

I had to go back to yesterday’s comments to see what nighthawks was talking about. Ushindi, how could you forget about our other brothers - particularly the one from Tulsu? Were you drinking, too?

Sheep with needles!

Well, sometimes my memory fails me a little - I THOUGHT I remembered it happening that way…that was a long time ago, nighthawks!

(65 up, 18 down)

“Ewe are feeling very sleepy”