Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 13, 2011

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber bandI seen a needle that winked its eyeBut I be done seen ‘bout ev’rythingWhen I see a elephant flyI seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ringI seen a polka-dot railroad tieBut I be done seen ‘bout ev’rythingWhen I see a elephant fly