Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 05, 2014

It would be a bad idea for the policeman to become enamored of this Old Testament style God: he might end up being smitten.

Godspeed.

It’s tough to be everywhere at once when you’re constantly being hassled by the fuzz.

That’s not a Silver Thunderbird.

Even Gandalf has to obey the speed limit

Nice. :)

Who do you have to be to get a plate for that state?

doesn’t even look like Reese Witherspoon

Leon Russell?

Allman brother? Radagast? Hulk Hogan’s grandpa?

The cop lives in a state of confusion.

I think he may be “The Walrus” koo-koo k’choo!

To paraphrase Captain Kirk (in the worst Star Trek movie ever made): “Why does God . . . need a car?”

Gawd on speed?

Alternatively, Jimmy Buffit’s “God don’t drive a car”

“Whooooo are you? Who, who, who, who?”

A ten-letter vanity plate? Well, the population of Heaven may call for higher limits….

He might no be WHO he claims to be.

My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the LordHe was speeding down the freeway in an early model FordWith a foot upon the throttle and a hand around a bottle ofPabst Blue Rib bon Beer

The car in the opening sequence is a blue Corvette. lol