Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 21, 2019

But on the bright side, you have the memory of a goldfish.

Life of a *SCHOOL * drop-out !

Livin’ in a fishbowl year after year…..

Cheap owner can’t even afford a mini-castle?

It’s not true that you’re not going anywhere. But I won’t spoil it for you.

Eventually you get to swim in the whirlpool.

So quit carping about it.

The future is fantasy, the past is myth, now it’s time for lunch.

I’m sorry about that, fishes.