Read a story about a guy who came in every week, bought the same middling-expensive pizza and carried it out in this orientation. Finally, the cashier, who had just given notice, had to ask why!
Turns out he hates pizza, but this is his night to feed his teen-age curmudgeon son, who will eat nothing that’s not pizza. (Talk about passive-aggressive!)
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Ringing the doorbell?
rhllandr almost 5 years ago
Maybe carrying the pizza box sideways?
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Read a story about a guy who came in every week, bought the same middling-expensive pizza and carried it out in this orientation. Finally, the cashier, who had just given notice, had to ask why!
Turns out he hates pizza, but this is his night to feed his teen-age curmudgeon son, who will eat nothing that’s not pizza. (Talk about passive-aggressive!)
Mentor397 almost 5 years ago
I always knocked, whether there was a doorbell or not. Shave-and-a-haircut.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Still better than frozen.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Then he tossed it like a Frizzbie.