Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 22, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Gulls: Rats w/ wings.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wings, which means they can fly and I’ve never seen an enclosed landfill.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “We’d never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving, so with tears in our eyes, we drove off into the sunset, looking for another place to put the garbage.”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    If they can’t go by the gift shop and get a t-shirt, no one will believe they really went there.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just as well, they don’t do social distancing at these tourist hot spots.

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    Alberta Oil  almost 5 years ago

    Never mind the vacation… where will we eat?

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrqW_BZu5Xk

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    streetbeater  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo had the same problem after Thanksgiving…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

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    donhendon10  almost 5 years ago

    The landfill is all filled up.

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    NaturLvr  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry, but this joke just doesn’t fly.

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