Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 15, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He’s a peecocious salesman.

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    mikeyman  over 2 years ago

    It would be a shame if some accident would happen to your nice new carpet. Of course, I can assure you it wont happen if you buy my insurance policy.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    I hate carpet cleaner demonstrations. They clean a freshly dirty carpet; Not a carpet that hasn’t been cleaned in weeks and has dirt ground into the pile.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    No sale. They had a newspaper subscription.

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    I had a salesman who showed me his cleaning product could clean oil off my garage floor. Then he said " and it is safe for humans"- he took a swig out of the bottle of cleaner and spit it out.

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