Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 01, 2022

If I was marooned on an island I think I’d want to keep those bottles. Maybe they’re on the mainland and wear ragged clothes and grow beards because they’re slobs.

I guess they’re using plane paper.

Navy pilot vs surface sailor. The submariner’s sank.

I wish I could have afforded the airmail bottle!

Air Mail.

Note in the flying bottle: “my fellow castaway keeps looking at me and drooling – he’s doing it now! Send help soon!”

Express bottle mail. Must work for usps. Truck probably broke down in the island

You have to fold the bottle first if you want it to fly. Everybody knows that.

Gillligggannn!

Cast aweigh