Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 15, 2023

Hmmm. But why?

Lotta shaving going on today. First at Off The Mark, and now here.

Looks like about a three day stubble like I get.

I’d hate to be the plumber cleaning out his (or her?) sink trap.

Cacti’s date is not into piercings.

Ouch!

Trying to be less of a Prickly Cactus.

he’s tired of everybody needling him about his looks

Where’s his million dollars?

He finds this spine-tingling.

I had a cactus that I cut the spikes off of, and all the new growth was smooth, with no more spikes!

OUCH! Spiked coffee

Ouch!! No shaving cream?! And why not just invest in some “Nair?!”

Now we know why the saguaros’ arms are always pointing up.