Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 18, 2024

… ripping the throat out of…

Feline blue

Remember that when he’s dragging your corpse up the nearest tree.

Wrestling may be more your thing. We’re about to find out…

Jeremiah 13:23

I bet the leopard could put the bite on that ball like you wouldn’t believe!

How about eating coaches?

He can play some pretty ferocious defense, though.

He’s never lost a hundred yard dash though.

Ironically, leopards don’t have spots. Cheetahs, however, do.

I bet he would be better at soccer/football.

Neither can a ZEEBA change its stripes! ☺️

He can’t hear you, he’s a deaf leopard.

Losing team once accused him of being a cheetah.

Leopard: about to eat this dude in 3,2…..

and being a carnivore…hmmm?