Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 25, 2024

I don’t think flamingo knees bend in that direction.

That’s a long way to go for a joke like that.

He’ll just go open up a hotel and casino called “The Pink Flamingo!”….

Possibly he could find work with John Waters?

You all know, of course, why flamingos stand on one leg.

Don’t you mean one foot.

They’re waiting for him to start wading.

Kid could always get a job as a kitschy lawn ornament…

They typically don’t talk either, or so I’ve heard.

Hey kid! Get onto my lawn!